小媳婦的家計簿

 作者  telephone03 (知道K島不算宅~)                         看板  StupidClown
 標題  [聽錯] 對不起，我真的聽錯了！！
 時間  Thu Oct 22 19:35:13 2009
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↑遵旨！！
                                                                               
　　我們班上有一位同學，出車禍住院。這幾天都沒來上課，不過最近聽說可以出院了。
                                                                               
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　　今天英文考完小考之後，老師開始叫名字報分數。
                                                                               
　　老師：「某某某？（出車禍的同學）」
　　同學：「老師，他出車禍住院了。」
　　老師：「Really?...(小聲)He or she?」
                                                                                
      (她剛剛是問：Is she alive嗎？)
       我：「She is alive.」
        

       （全班氣氛瞬間降到冰點）
　　
　　同學：＝"＝
                                                                               
　　我：⊙△⊙;(我說錯了什麼嗎？)
                                                                               
                                                                               
　　老師：「...She is alive? That is a good answer...Next!」

      我不是故意要聽錯的啊！！
                                                                               
　　對不起啦啦！！ ╦△╦
                                                                               
　　我也是真心希望她早日康復的阿～～
                                                                               
　　（不過幸好我不是講：She's gone.這又是另一件令人大哭的蠢事了...）　　　　
                                                                               
                                                                               
　　結果當晚馬上就有現世報了...
                                                                               
　　我的破爛腳踏車差一點被收垃圾的收走...